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Candy 6/16/08
“Wow, I've been getting some wild comments (most of them not getting published) from people who are just peeved that I "never have a bad day." Huh? What is that about? :-?A bad day is a choice. Unless there is a tragedy, or a death in the family, I'm just not going to let something like a messy house ruin my day……….
Now, for those people out there, just itching to read about a 'woe of Candy,' I do currently have my very first Brown Recluse spider bite on my finger - does that help you "feel" better? :-PPS - Yes, I know Brown Recluse spiders are poisonous, but I also know how to handle them. I may post about this tomorrow, since I'm treating my own bite now. Or, should I say "bites," since the little arachnid bit me three times... :-?”
What to say? What to say? They have a heap load of spiders at their house. MOVE for God’s sake. For someone so blessed, your home is infested and plagued by spiders. First, if you know the remedy for a brown recluse spider, and it does not include seeking medical attention, your home is plagued by spiders. If you sat around and let it bite you three freaking times? What is wrong with you? Buy a bug bomb, sprinkle your kambachu or whatever, or just outline the house in the fungus ridden buttermilk and yogurt.
Did anyone write her and ask “why don’t you ever have a bad day?” If someone is mad about the load of bs she puts out daily, then you would buy ice if you were a Eskimo. I am going to guess they do not have health insurance, considering a trip to the hospital was passed on by Candy. What a loving family they have. “How’s the decaying limb? Hopefully it will not affect getting to the dishes; the house is a wreck.”
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I love the post below it where she talks about running like the wind. Is any of it true. That is the question. Rambo 4 and the new Rocky? Great tastes in movies, but they seem a little violent for a woman that warned people about PBS.
WHAT AN IDOT!!!!
First Aid
If bitten, remain calm, and immediately seek medical attention (contact your physician, hospital and/or poison control center). Apply an ice pack directly to the bite area to relieve swelling and pain. Collect the spider (even a mangled specimen has diagnostic value), if possible, for positive identification by a spider expert. A plastic bag, small jar, or pill vial is useful and no preservative is necessary, but rubbing alcohol helps to preserve the spider.
An effective commercial antivenin is not available. The surgical removal of tissue was once standard procedure, but now this is thought to slow down wound healing. Some physicians administer high doses of cortisone-type hormones to combat hemolysis and other systemic complications. Treatment with oral dapsone (an antibiotic used mainly for leprosy) has been suggested to reduce the degree of tissue damage. However, an effective therapy has not yet been found in controlled studies.
I sometimes think she has these dramas for attention from her pathetic readers
Maaaannn....I have to give her some credit for being brave. I know I'd have my ass down at the doctor's ofc if I was bitten by a brown recluse, regardless of cost. I can't believe she is going to try to treat something like that herself.
Ok, if the trailer is infested with actual brown recluse spiders, why in the name of everything that is holy does she let her "precious children" live there?
I know of homes and businesses (even a hospital) which have been condemed because of this kind of infestation. Just hubby dearest stompin' them ain't enough. Geez louise, the woman is off her rocker.
I am wondering if the spider bite is true or not. I guess we will see if she posts pictures of her decaying flesh. I say when you are out there having "fun time" or whatever you call it. Set off one of those $3 bug bombs and problem solved. I wonder if Erik, with his electrical engineering degree, can make a mechanical spider to fight off the poisonous ones? I would buy that, and would urge him to be inducted into the inventors hall of fame, but instead she is going to slap some yeast on it and kneed it until the poison is out. Boo
sorry for the fragment. there should have been a comma and then "set off"
Frankly, I believe very little of what she posts. I think a lot of what she puts up there is an ego trip for her. It is scary how many people worship her and that is exactly what it is. Her "DH" needs to spend less time and money on creating worthless things and more time spraying the house. Afterall, he was inducted in the "Inventors Hall of Fame", so he should have money for poison.
You know, there's some irony here....Candy, who wants us to think she never gets upset about anything, is obviously very upset about people accusing her of being "too happy" - it bothered her so much she had to make a special post about it! Just kind of a funny observation. What do you think got to her? That there are actually some people out there who don't believe everything she writes? Be careful Candy, you're letting some of your true colors leak through....
"Hubby and 8yr old were serious about all of us racing - and they wanted me to do it as well. They all started running, and were all quite ahead of me. I thought why not, and took off running. I passed them all! ... With ease! I reached the top of the hill, jumped up and down and hummed the Rocky song, and realized that I could have run up that hill three more times, and still have been fine. I was just barely out of breath! I LOVE being in shape!"
Her husband must have been humiliated. She definitely shouldn't be trying to physically compete with her husband, and then to mock him when she did win. It is very unladylike and undermines her husband's masculine needs to feel physically competent. Candy is not presenting a good example of godly womanhood. I am sure the fine ladies at LAF wouldn't support her actions. She should have been at home cleaning not one-upping her husband. Obviously god had the spider bite her as punishment for her slattern homemaking and unsexed behavior.
She was bragging about beating her 8 year old too. Way to go Candy, humiliate the children too. I have a feeling that her ego is so big in that doublewide that there is barely room for anyone else. That post goes against everything she posted in a previous post about complimenting your husbands muscles, ect. Maybe as she was running up the hill, she looked back and told her husband that his muscles looked good. She is so full of crap.
Can you imagine her at family gatherings? No wonder why her inlaws (except her father-in-law)does not speak to the Erik Brauer family.
I saved the post when she went off on Anne (SIL) and then learned it wasn't her.
I bet the family is proud!
Google "prayzgod" snd some old stuff will appear. Comments she posted on her "cult followers" blogs wil come up.
She deleted the old very informational blog and now does not post past posts.
What an idiot. Did I say that already?
First of all Erik, you got beat by a girl running in a dress. How horrible is that. You might to start checking you testicles at the door from now on. For such a praise and submit to your husband wife, she really chopped them off on FATHER'S DAY! Rude, rude, rude, but the guy is a lot older than her. I let my eight year old win everything, because he is a horrible loser. He's not such a great winner either. But I will take the gloating over the humiliation he feels for losing, anytime.
Yeah but who believes she really won? Most women can't beat a man running, unless the man is obese, or the woman is in really amazing physical shape. My guess is neither applies here. Hasn't anyone seen the pictures of her "dresses only" pictures, from the neck down? I'm sorry, but she doesn't look like someone who works out for 75 minutes a day. I don't exercise that much and I'm in better shape than that. Her arms don't look muscular, they look, uh....big. As in fat. Come on people, the workout sessions she writes about are from her imagination.
I am positive there are women that can outrun me. I smoke which means I can run for about 20 feet, and then I need medical attention.
Her workout sessions remind me of those Mr. Universe commercials where the 50's guy teaches you how to do "resistance training." It all seems to be very 57 chevy, american bandstand, and happy davs to me.
OK, but I will say here that I DO work out, NOT 75 minutes a day EVER, but I run and I do weights at least 3x a week and I am pretty lean and muscular. When I look at Candy I think ouch, that poor woman's got some really bad metabolism genes if she works out as much as she says she does...or (more likely) she doesn't work out as much as she says she does and has a pretty "healthy" appetite.
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