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- candyisascrazyasitgets has moved to http://www.candyisaliar.blogspot.com/
- Hello Everyone, I was very lucky to have stumbled upon www.keepingthehome.com. It has sense been an incredible source of entertainment. I have not only enjoyed Candy's posts, pictures, and recipes (which by the way would turn away an Ethiopian from eating), but I have been amazed by the choreographed circus of freak show supporters. There are great tips about "What to do when CPS shows up", how to make your own detergent, why I am a dresses only, why I am a KJV bible only, I hate Catholics, and many many more delightful, yet useless, tips. In my opinion she is a very close minded, judgemental individual. She spits venom in the name of the Lord to people that do not believe completely what she does. We have found such incredible claims such as Candy use to be a model, ITU certified, her husband was inducted into the inventors hall of fame, she was asked by MENSA to join, and they do not pay their taxes. Please help me continue this struggle against evil and provide further instances of her untruths. Your comments will never be moderated, deleted, or you will never be banned. Thank you,
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Good Lord. I read the "Evil Cookie" tract. Well, sorta. I skimmed the first half and skipped the last half. What a load of crap. If Candy reads and believes that stuff, then I understand why she's off her rocker.
Was anybody in Candy's Meez room when this person ...somethingin???christ came in and starting stating expletives (like really bad) and accusing of forwarding her e-mails? I think Rudy was in the room?
I just read that Evil Cookie thing. That is just OBNOXIOUS! What on earth!? I am not Catholic, but it sounds totally goofy even to me.
I wasn't in there when that happened.
You must go look at Candy's latest. I am looking forward to VCL's refute
How do you make oatmeal cookies for a MEEZ church? Hmmmmmmm
Woot Woot. Amanda (not our Amanda) is having a MEEZ party at 10:00 pm this evening--(Florida swimming suit time) I am so excited, I will hardly be able to get any work done today.
Nice to see that Candy has the "truth" regarding the bible as well as the "truth" about everything else. One cannot be perfect unless all elements are in alignment.
I need a gag spoon.
Too bad ANOA's party is at 9 my time; I will not be around to even try. Oh well, ya' win some, ya' lose some.
I haven't read or thought through the entire post, but the thought of first century Christians in the middle east smuggling bibles (with a canon equal to what we have today, I'm sure) to the common man in the lining of their jackets... ROFL
Anyone know when bookbinding was even invented? Must look that up.
and wouldn't the common language of the day have been... Latin? it was certainly the official governmental language of the area (The Roman Empire, all the way to Scotland)
So what's wrong with the Vulgate, again?
You know, she doesn't realize it, but every time Candy posts something like she did today, she just flaunts her ignorance.
The Chinese were doing their own type of book binding long before the West.
I will have to look things up to confirm, but if I remember correctly, standard book binding didn't come along until the 14th or 15th century. Scrolls were used more often.
Now you have given me something else to dig into. Damn this site for making me think! (I can't do a clown face, so I'll just do my own standby...hahahaha).
The earliest books were the clay tablet and the papyrus roll dating from the 25th century B.C. Early Monastic Orders, guardians of knowledge and culture in the Middle Ages, developed the arts of manuscript writing and binding. As these were literally works of art, early bindings were treasures in a very real sense. Wooden boards used to protect books were decorated with leather, silk and even velvet, often embellished with jewels and precious stones.
In the fifteenth century bookbinding was transferred from the monasteries to the printers shops and later to separate binding establishments. The art of blind and gold tooling, long practiced in the East was imported and gave bookbinding fresh impetus.
A reaction against the deterioration of quality brought about by the Industrial Revolution led to the formation of a group of capable printers and designers who established private presses and small printing shops who continued with a vigorous determination to produce fine books.
"The special binding of America & Ireland by Kenny Galway Fine Binding is one of the loveliest books we have seen in years and does credit to Irish Craftsmanship."
- National Geographic.
Sara
I was wrong. See how much one can learn when they actually LOOK for something. One quick search tells me binding was in India long before China even, which was binding in the first century.
Oh, how I wish I had time to really get into this.
I haven't read or thought through the entire post, but the thought of first century Christians in the middle east smuggling bibles (with a canon equal to what we have today, I'm sure) to the common man in the lining of their jackets... ROFL
Me too, Milehi! I can't believe the stuff she comes up with. What an imbecile.
and wouldn't the common language of the day have been... Latin?
I also found it ironic that in today's post she mentions that when her son is 10 she's going to start teaching him Latin. Oh, the horrors!
I was wrong too. Candy puts this happening in 120 AD, which would be the second century.
I am looking at my biblical times wardrobe as I write. I am not seeing the lining in my simple garmets.
Sara
Candy is going to teach Latin? She can't even put a grammatically correct sentence together in English.
Okay, you all have me intrigued. I must go read for myself.
Standby for cynical retort...
Ah, yes- the old 'alternative history of the Bible'.
Now which would you put more credence in:
the history with extant documents, like scrolls, manuscripts, and bound books, and that concurs with the generally agreed upon historical record
or
the history based on a theory of 'what could have happened', with no existing documentation and no mention in the concurrent historical record?
Homer: "Is there anything Jack Chick can't explain?"
Candy is going to teach Latin? She can't even put a grammatically correct sentence together in English.
Maybe that's why she's taking up Latin. The odds that anyone will notice incorrect Latin is significantly less.
Why, may I ask - and this is a real question - is she going to teach her son Latin? One, it's doubtful she knows the language or has the ability to teach it. Two, it is not useful in today's society.
I am not saying it is wrong to learn Latin, but I am saying that it really shouldn't be the first choice for a second language. It will serve the child who learns it no purpose in their future life.
To me, education is about preparing for the future. About learning how to be an active, productive member of society as an adult. About learning the skills to function in society as a whole.
It's hard to truly gauge languages and who speaks them, so numbers are impossible to confirm. But, it is generally believed that these are the ten most spoken languages in the world.
1. Mandarin Chinese - 882 million
2. Spanish - 325 million
3. English - 312-380 million
4. Arabic - 206-422 million
5. Hindi - 181 million
6. Portuguese - 178 million
7. Bengali - 173 million
8. Russian - 146 million
9. Japanese - 128 million
10. German - 96 million
This counts these languages as both first and second languages.
Wouldn't it be more useful for the child to learn one of these languages? Education is about learning and growing, not about simply knowing something for the sake of knowing it. There is plenty of time in life to do that - ask me, I just spent time I don't have looking up this info and more info on book binding; neither of which does anything for me or my life other than simply "knowing".
And, back to my first point that I simply cannot get past. Does Candy know Latin? If not, how can she teach her children something she herself doesn't know?
"Trail of Blood" being referenced in 5...4...3...2...1
"Mommyhood is busy, but isn't it wonderful?!"
You know, I really liked my lunch... it was really tasty.... which means I really don't want to hack it up... but that statement could possibly cause it.
And, latin... she's going to teach latin. Prayerfully, she'll bring in someone who can actually TEACH latin, instead of her version.
I'm also glad that she reads ONE book, doesn't compare it to other teachings, but read ONE book and believes that it's factual.
Oh, wait... she does that with Jack Chick tracts also.
Tia,
I disagree. We'll be starting Latin, as well (at the semester or possibly next year).
It is useful for grammatical structure of many other languages (English is the odd one out when it comes to subjects/objects/verb endings). It is a cornerstone of the Classical Education.
It's also quite handy for figuring out what a word means!
I wouldn't really classify it as a "foreign language", though, since it is not spoken. Rather, it is a foundation.
Also, Classical Education emphasizes original sources, and in high school the curriculum generally includes reading original works (in Latin).
It is useful for grammatical structure of many other languages (English is the odd one out when it comes to subjects/objects/verb endings). It is a cornerstone of the Classical Education.
I was just about to mention this. There are many similarities between Latin and the Romance Languages, ie, Spanish, Portuguese, French, Italian. I do see how Latin could be useful. I just find it odd that she's teaching it.
It's odd b/c first, as someone else said, she doesn't even have a firm grasp of her native language. The implications of her taking up and teaching another seems frightening. Second, wasn't the Latin Mass one of the reasons she listed that Catholocism was a cult?
This Julie from Texas chick... what planet is she from?
"I agree, Candy, with the appreciation for all the hard work you do in researching things for yourself and then sharing. I just LOVE your blog, suggestions, and guidance. How I wish we could meet in person one day, but that day may not be until MANY MANY years when we are sitting with Our Father in Heaven."
I sure hope she doesn't homeschool her kids! Hey...maybe she can move on the Candy's Meezle compound when it opens....hmmmm....
Btw....the Julie from Texas chick was in the comments section of the latest Candy post. I just realized y'all can't read my mind......yet (insert evil laugh here)
but that day may not be until MANY MANY years when we are sitting with Our Father in Heaven."
Does anyone else find it extrememly cheesey when people say this? I guess it just sounds forced to me.
What a sad, pathetic little site you have here. The same five people posting over and over again. :-)
If it weren't for the hot coffee that could potentially spill in my lap, I would by laughing maniacally.
You all are simply jealous of Candy's lifestyle. She gets more done in her bunny slippers than you do in your career heels, and it kills you.
I do have a few questions for the practicing Catholics in the room, though.
1) Do you believe that the amount of salvation you receive is in any way proportionate to the amount of money you give to the church?
2) When you pray, who do you pray to?
3) When you confess your sins and ask for forgiveness, who are you speaking to?
4) What is your interpretation of the tearing of the cloth from top to bottom when Jesus was crucified?
I have no interest in making fun of your answers, I think it is mean to make fun of other people's religion. I simply would like to know what your answers are.
Kentucky
I knew exactly what you were talking about.
I drank my Raspberry Psychic Lemonade today.
Man, I needed that joke! My last blog post is really affecting me. Yes, I'm one of those weirdos that cry at things I see on the Net.
And I can't even blame it on pregnancy hormones today!
You all are simply jealous of Candy's lifestyle. She gets more done in her bunny slippers than you do in your career heels, and it kills you.
LOL. For reals. I'm glad I'm alone in the office. Also, I think I may be one of the few working moms here. I know MHM is a SAHM.
Candy would have you believe that she accomplishes all that. I don't believe it.
To answer your questions:
1) Do you believe that the amount of salvation you receive is in any way proportionate to the amount of money you give to the church?
Um, no. Nor have I met any Catholic who felt that way. Did you get that from a Jack Chick tract?
2) When you pray, who do you pray to?
God/Jesus, though we also ask the Mary and the saints to pray for us. No different than you asking me to pray for you.
3) When you confess your sins and ask for forgiveness, who are you speaking to?
God/Jesus. God is acting through the priest.
4) What is your interpretation of the tearing of the cloth from top to bottom when Jesus was crucified?
Honestly, I'm not familiar with that. I've only recently made an effort to become more devout (as a direct result of Candy, btw). Please, however, do not take my ignorance to be indicative of Catholics in general.
The Raspberry is one of my favorites! Hang in there MileHi. Just shows you have a tender heart. I admire that in a person.
CAD!!!! BUDDY!!! NOW IT'S A PARTY!!!!
Missed you!!!! I did forget my bunny slippers today..but you know, I have been movin pretty darn quick in my 3.5" heels Look pretty good, too, if I do say so myself! Of course, it's all in how you camouflage, right girls? Hair groomed, make up on, a little jewelry, a little spray of perfumerino (I prefer Tresor).
So how's your day going CAD???
"Amen Candy! That book sounds just awesome! It is such a rediculous fallacy that the catholic church gave us anything besides deception."
This just struck me as funny, having the word fallacy follow the word (?) "rediculous."
Oh, CAD, you are back. Hungry for more, I see, and you aren't planning to make fun of our answers. Why is that hard to believe? I was thinking about you last night, wondering how it would feel to have such a huge need to be nasty and confrontational. I do like your username change. Delicious suits me much better than evil. :) My little guy's Elmo video is over, but I will get right on those questions for you.
Ah, I've gotta go, everyone. I have to practice to cantor at this week's heathen Catholic mass, and then I have a rather large, belated wedding gift being delivered. I likely won't be back until tonight. I have faith that you all will hold down the fort in my absense *<}];o)
"Of course, it's all in how you camouflage, right girls? Hair groomed, make up on, a little jewelry, a little spray of perfumerino (I prefer Tresor)."
Makeup, jewelry and perfume are for whores.
They are tools that prostitutes use to drum up business. It says so in the Bible.
Damn. Our secret is out. We're all jealous of the Brauers. I knew eventually everyone would figure out our motives. Now that we've been outed, I guess we can all move along and stop commenting here, since it won't serve any purpose with our true feelings having been revealed.
We'll all pretend that catholicsaredelicious didn't post here either, since he/she is obviously above such a thing. He/she posted here for our own good, not because he/she partakes in such things.
Oh, the shame is burning upon my face right now. When my boss gets back from lunch she'll think I sneaked out to the tanning bed.
Ahem.
I agree that Latin as a basis for language is a good thing. But, Candy says she will teach it as a foreign language. In that context, it will serve no purpose. To teach it as the foundation of Latin based language - meaning, teaching it from a linguistic point of view - it is highly useful. To teach it as a spoken language? Not so much. And, as others have said, the woman doesn't even have a grasp of the Latin based English language; how the heck is she going to teach, with understanding and comprehension, the foundation of that language?
You see it as a way to understand original sources, and I agree. But, do you think Candy sees that? Considering, you know, she says one does not even need original texts (sources) in order to understand the meaning, or words, in the bible?
She can obviously do whatever she wants. I don't judge a person making education choices for their own children. I just think her choice of Latin as a "foreign" language is indicative of the type of education she is bestowing upon her children. Not very useful for real life when they become adults.
Angie, you think I am nasty and confrontational? Wow, that's almost like humor.
I simply state my opinion, and occasionally I ask questions.
I cannot think of anything I have done that was nasty.
I even changed my username because people were supposedly offended.
Let me ask, would you have been offended if my username was "CatholicsAreNutjobs"?
I would find it humorous, because that is exactly what you say about Candy, and you don't seem to see anything wrong with that.
Angie, by the way, I am thrilled that you thought of me last night. What were you wearing at the time?
Hey CAD- I'm rubber, you're glue, whatever you say, bounces off me and sticks to you!!!!!!!!!!!!
PS. You're also a big dummy-head.
Me,
Does your babysitter know that you are at the computer?
Oh my CAD....you asked Angie what she was wearing when she thought of you??? And you called me whore-like??
I deem you a funny, funny little guy with cannibalistic, (the name you chose), perverted tendencies (asking the very respectable Angie such a question - while her child is finishing his Elmo video, even!) surrounded by Chick publications, KJV Bibles and fast food wrappers. You may even spend some time cruising a few porn sites???
I do not cruise for the sites that you mentioned. I think they are vile and disgusting and I have never looked at any and I never will.
You do know that I am a woman, right?
The "what are you wearing" thing was a joke. See, I am a girl, and Angie is probably a girl, so....nevermind. Humor is entirely wasted on this blog.
Jealous of Candy's lifestyle? Now that's a good one! Thanks for the laugh!!!
But, yes, you outed us - we are a group who is envious of a hermit who pretends to be a size 2, deludes herself into believing she lives in a 'castle', married to a old dirty pervert. She never gets out, has no fun with her kids, and wouldn't know a REAL life if it smacked her between the eyes.
Um, yeah.
P.S. Kentucky
I did not call you "whore-like"
I said that makeup, jewelry and perfume were tools that whores used back in biblical times. They used them to stand out and get attention, making themselves more available to potential....customers.
I said that the makeup, jewelry and perfume was for whores. I did not say that you were a whore or that you were "whore-like."
Get your facts straight.
You are truly a conundrum, CAD.
Well..I certainly wouldn't say that humor is lost on the folks that co-habitat on this site. I'll bet they've had a giggle or three today. I know I have.
So tell me, CAD, what kind of lady are you? Do you work outside the home or are you a SAHM/W? Do totally agree with everything Candy writes, thinks, says? Do have a Meezle?
"Makeup, jewelry and perfume are for whores.
They are tools that prostitutes use to drum up business. It says so in the Bible."
I wear makeup and sometimes a little perfume, and now I find out I'm a whore. It's a good thing I don't buy into that crap. Don't really wear jewelry aside from my wedding ring and my watch, but I've never looked down on those that do.
"Angie, by the way, I am thrilled that you thought of me last night. What were you wearing at the time?"
And you don't think you're ever nasty.
BTW, I didn't name this blog. If you look at my past comments, you will find that I keep myself in check. There have been times I have even felt sorry for Candy. However, it's the only place you can have an honest discussion about the topics on her blog. I have never once insulted her appearance, where she lives, nothing like that. I challenge you to find anything like that.
To answer your questions becaue I said I would...
1. No, of course not.
2. God, Jesus, the Holy Spirit, and Mary for intercession
3. God (He can hear me in the confessional.)
4. The tearing of the cloth- my interpretation of that is that it was a sign to those that rejected Jesus as the Son of God that he was indeed the Son of God. Now, I am just a lowly Catholic reading my non-KJV bible, and I don't consult Candy every time I read a scripture verse.
Heron
"But, yes, you outed us - we are a group who is envious of a hermit who pretends to be a size 2, deludes herself into believing she lives in a 'castle', married to a old dirty pervert. She never gets out, has no fun with her kids, and wouldn't know a REAL life if it smacked her between the eyes."
And you expect me to believe you are not jealous?
That is some of the most jealous talk I have ever read.
If your life were so great, you would be out living it instead of posting on a blog that makes fun of someone.
"If your life were so great, you would be out living it instead of posting on a blog that makes fun of someone."
Pot? Kettle?
Makeup, jewelry and perfume are for whores.
They are tools that prostitutes use to drum up business. It says so in the Bible.
Ok, now I'm questioning if CAD is for real or a parody of a parody. Despite CAD's apparent unfamiliarity with the Scriptures, I'll tackle some questions.
When I pray, I pray to God. I often ask my friends to pray for me, too. I ask people at my church, my blog readers, my family, and my friends in Heaven. Catholics don't believe they are dead or asleep, but that they are actively praying at the throne of God. They don't have a body - at least not until the end of the world - but their soul is still coherent.
See Luke 16:22-31, Matt 17:1-4, Rev. ch. 8
For example, the much vilified Rosary.
It starts with the Apostle's Creed. Then, a Gloria Patri - a prayer of worship for the Trinity. Some add in a prayer to Our Lord after this. Then, a topic of Christ's life is announced, for the pray-er to think about. Then, the Lord's Prayer is recited, then Luke 1:28 and Luke 1:42 are recited, followed by a prayer request - "Holy Mary, Mother of God, pray for us sinners now and at the hour of our death."
Catholicsarenutjobs - this is the first time you ever stated you are a female. We are reading your insinuation about makeup, perfume and jewelry correctly. If you've noticed, we can read, spell, and figure out what's being said. You resemble Candy so much in the way you claim you never said something when it's right there in black and white that it is getting increasingly more difficult for me to separate you two in my mind.
"Makeup, jewelry and perfume are for whores.
They are tools that prostitutes use to drum up business. It says so in the Bible."
CAD, baby, that is what you said to me. Those are the facts. It was clearly implied that was why I was using those items. You used the present tense 'They are tools that'. It could prejudice a audience/jury against me. A judge would not overrule my objection on that basis. (Ask me how I know, CAD). You don't want go there with me. You will lose and look like a fool, sugar.
For the record:
No one here ever said their life was so great (although I will state for the record that I love my life and it is pretty damn good!!)...so there!!!
What we did say is that Candy's life is pathetic!
So CAD - saying that she is pitiful and nasty is not saying that my life ir anyone else's is so great...understand? (But mine is fabu!!!)
CAD maybe you need some remedial courses?
Heron,
Candy lays claim on size 4.
CAD seems to be around to pick fights.
Must...Resist... the Dark Side!
You're not my father, are you CAD?
*<]80} /
Clown with Lightsaber
Kentucky
"So tell me, CAD, what kind of lady are you?"
The kind that has a vajayjay
"Do you work outside the home or are you a SAHM/W?"
I am a SAHM
"Do totally agree with everything Candy writes, thinks, says?"
ABSOLUTELY NOT! Off the top of my head, I do not believe that Catholicism is a cult, I think that it's okay to read the NIV bible, and I don't think it is wrong for women to wear pants.
"Do have a Meezle?"
Yes, I do.
1) Do you believe that the amount of salvation you receive is in any way proportionate to the amount of money you give to the church?
No. If it is, I'm stuffed good and proper.
2) When you pray, who do you pray to?
God the Father/God the Son/God the Holy Spirit.
I ask the saints to pray for me, which is different.
3) When you confess your sins and ask for forgiveness, who are you speaking to?
God.
4) What is your interpretation of the tearing of the cloth from top to bottom when Jesus was crucified?
"With a loud cry, Jesus breathed his last.
The curtain of the temple was torn in two from top to bottom. And when the centurion, who stood there in front of Jesus, heard his cry and saw how he died, he said, "Surely this man was the Son of God!" [Mark 15 37-39]
CAD,
You DID imply that Kentucky was a whore. Don't backtrack now buddy...own up to what you said!!
The problem that I'm seeing is that you are far less intelligent than the other posters here and you lack the ability to tell "funny" jokes. They are smarter than you...quicker than you...and frankly, they are funnier than you. They have mastered the art of sarcasm...and you "my friend" have come up short.
You really ought not to take on the big guys...they will kick your butt everytime.
It's always intersting when one of Candy's minions try to come to her rescue...You guys crack me up!!
"You all are simply jealous of Candy's lifestyle."
HAHAHAHAHA....wait...no wait...HAHAHAHAHA....wait.. okay, I'll stop...HAHAHAHAHA
I've had Candy's little lifestyle before, and do you know what I learned?
I NEARLY WENT OUT OF MY MIND!!!
So, let me slap a big NEGATIVE on that assumption.
But, feel free to try again.
Oh and remember what I said about giving you snaps for your cynicism... scratch that.
Heron, I never accused you of not having a life. You accused Candy, remember?
Angie, what have I said and then claimed I never said? Please be more specific.
Kentucky, you shouldn't assume that someone is implying something. Assumption is a bad habit. (Note: In my previous sentence, I was not saying that YOU are bad, I was saying that assuming is bad. I wouldn't want to cause any more confusion.)
"vile and disgusting"...
Where have we heard that before?
Anyone? Anyone?
Busymom, I did not imply that Kentucky is a whore.
I said that jewelry, makeup and perfume is for whores.
Hannukah is for Jews.
Would you now assume that I am "implying" you are Jewish?
"ABSOLUTELY NOT! Off the top of my head, I do not believe that Catholicism is a cult,..."
But you have the name Catholicsarenutjobs.
As I said, conundrum.
A 'vajayjay'? What are you? From the 'hood'?
Quick...I need an evil unibrow clown going 'ewwww'
"Quick...I need an evil unibrow clown going 'ewwww'"
*guffaws*
I just love you, girl.
I now have to make the kids lunch. I might be back later, depending on how their naptime goes.
I can only dream of the ridiculousness that awaits.
*Helps Natalie out of the floor from laughing so hard*
Now look what you did, CAD! She's all messy from laughing so hard! Poor little pea pod sista!
Kentucky, my name can be whatever I want it to be.
You're not bothered by the name "candy is a nutjob" so why does "catholicsarenutjobs" bother you? Interesting.
Later.
"Poor little pea pod sista!"
Ditto on my last comment. ;op
Since you keep changing your name, I'll go back to Caw!Caw! to keep things straight. Going from CAnDy to CANdy... subtle.
Yeah, I'm coming around on the thought of Caw!Caw!'s identity.
Hannukah is for Jews... in the Septuagint and Catholic Bible. The story's not in your Bible anymore, it got removed.
'K, think I'm gonna move on now...
Love you too Natalie!
Busymom, I did not imply that Kentucky is a whore.
Yes you did.
Right after kentuckybluegirl said:
"Of course, it's all in how you camouflage, right girls? Hair groomed, make up on, a little jewelry, a little spray of perfumerino (I prefer Tresor)."
You said:
Makeup, jewelry and perfume are for whores.
Therefore, since right after kentuckybluegirl said she wore makeup, perfume and jewellery, you said such things are for whores, by implication you called kentuckybluegirl a whore.
Which is not nice of you.
Who do you think MiliHi? MomofMany?
*<]|80&
ewwww...
Makeup, jewelry and perfume are for whores.
They are tools that prostitutes use to drum up business. It says so in the Bible."
CANJ- You make this statement, knowing that someone does use these items, then claim innocence saying you never said SHE was a whore. So far your spelling's good, you seem to follow a conversation pretty well, but you don't understand the connection there? That's one example, and I know there are others, but I'd have to go back to yesterday, and my kids need to eat too, so I don't have time to look right now.
My guess is that you were the kid that said inappropriate things to other people, and when called on it, you said, "It was just a joke," and everyone let you off the hook. We're adults now, and that's not going to fly.
<]|80&
Thanks Mile...I feel much better having got that out of my system.
Love, The Ho
I absolutely would think that. Especially if I had said "I'm off to celebrate Hannakah."
Man, you crack me up!!
Kentucky, are you getting ideas for your Meez costume? ha ha...
That would be HILARIOUS!
I just found out I'm a member of the Ho Club too, woohoo! Got it all today - makeup, jewelry, AND perfume! Maybe I should rename my meezle room!
PS. My pants are on the tight side as well. *<]};o]
I think that it's been WAY too long since I posted here. I've been keeping up but with other things going on...I haven't been able to post.
Not anymore...I'm having a blast!!
This CAE/CAD/CANJ/CAW CAW is Candy!!!! Classic Candy posting there guys!! She/He/Whoever keeps trying to say "I didn't say that...prove that I said that...show me blah, blah, blah" Man...that is soooo something Candy would say when cornered!!!
Whatever...she's hellaciously helarious...I don't even know if I spelled that correctly...I'm laughing way to hard.
"I just found out I'm a member of the Ho Club too, woohoo! Got it all today - makeup, jewelry, AND perfume! Maybe I should rename my meezle room!"
Oh, honey, me, too. Every day, in fact.
I also have on flared legged pants that are a little snug at the top.
Just call me "harlot", and I'll agree with ya! ;op
(ooooh, did I just say that?)
So, let me get this straight. I'm not supposed to try and cover my 33-year old face that NEEDS spackle. I'm supposed to NOT wear the jewelry that my husband bought me. And, I'm supposed to stink, instead of wearing my favorite fragrance that smells like my favorite flower.
Right.
Yep... harlot it is!
Natalie!!! You flagrant (not too mention fragrant) harlot!
You bet your snug flare legged bottom I'm designing me a Meezle outfit that'll befit my standing as a Diva Ho.
Come stand in my 'Ho-iness'
Oh....you guys are BAD for me BAD BAD BAD...I can't write (my job) when I start reading on here.
But I love it...I really do...because I am a Ho.
And, I'm supposed to stink, instead of wearing my favorite fragrance that smells like my favorite flower.
That reminds me - did you know Candy smells like flowers naturally? She once posted about how she never stinks - even after exercising - because she eats healthy!
Anyone have that quote saved somewhere? It's a Candy Classic!
Hey Mandy maybe you should rename the room...something like the 'Ho Dome' or something more befitting our standard.
Oh and let's throw is a ;-) and a LOL
I need a glass of wine
From Candy, in her comments today:
Kelly, they weren't carring around scrolls and stone tablets. They were carrying around the Bible, translated into Latin (NOT Jeromes' Vulgate, which came years later, and is seriously corrupted). Bibles were very small - the Latin was handwritten, and was in VERY small print.
I would love it if she answered Heron's question, and posted all of her sources.
She does go on to say that they didn't always carry around the whole Bible.
"Come stand in my 'Ho-iness'"
I'M NOT WORTHY! I'M NOT WORTHY! ha ha!
Oh and I have read the bit about Candy not smelling after her workout.
YEAH WHATEVER! And that's what I thought then, too!
She naturally smells like flowers, even after exercising? Oh! And I am sure that the small birds and mice help her get dressed and fix her hair every morning, too! Oh wait....that is fiction.
Puh-leeze. *holds glass out for wine*
Kentucky, STOP MAKING ME LAUGH, YOU CRAZY CHICK!!! ;o)
Nearly every fricken post has made me laugh, ya freak woman!
;op
Ooohhh I like that Freak Diva Ho....
I really like it!
I'll be glad when I get these reports out of the way so I can grab some break time and work on my 'workin girl' outfit! I may have to visit ANOA's party tonight.
I am evil...I must be destroyed.
btw....ya'll can call me Lauren. It's my REAL name, but my stage name shall remain Freak Diva Ho.
I wish I could change my name over at Meez.
I'd be Sweethoho21.
Or Sweetharlotho21
That sounds like a stripper.
Hmmmm, should Mandy come to ANOA's meez party tonight? Or my alter ego meez (which is actually more like the real "me"). Decisions, decisions.
BTW, I think I'll change the Heathen Room to the Ho Dome. I like that.
Ooohh Sweetharlotho21, I can see squeezin a pole now...
a ho with a po! ROFLO
I second Ho Dome. I like that.
How many coins can buy a stripper outfit?...
my Freak Diva Ho outfit is complete. I am ready to PART-TAY!!!
Watch out for Erik, there Lauren. ;op
Sorry, ya'll, I couldn't resist.
Got a special little booty shake for ol' Erik. Dirty old man that he be.
"Got a special little booty shake for ol' Erik. Dirty old man that he be."
ROFLMAO... You are not right in the head.
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